The Floater- Novelty Fishing Lure

The number "2" lure that is number one!

Each lure offers 14 points of cuss-free, "clean" humor. The Floater is a great gift that can be displayed just about anywhere.

Imitaties Browns and Crappies!

What do fish like? Bling! The Floater hooks are so bling-bling that is fish had eye lids, they'd close 'em!

Please note: This lure was manufactured solely for the purpose of catching laughs! Please catch your limit!

The Floater is a novelty lure and not an actual lure. The hooks are sharp and can cause injury. Bearer assumes all responsibilty for avoiding harm and injury.